What’s your Philosophy?
Live without regret, don’t be bothered by the drama, and just be content with what you have but always reach for more.

First thoughts in the morning…
None, really. I’m in automatic mode as I shower, dress, make lunch, and drive to work w/o thinking about anything.

Your current mood is…?
Content. Sometimes bothered by people/things, but I just get over it.

Where do you see yourself in 5 years…
Have my own place and making kick ass computer software. Also possibly starting a large family.

Your thoughts on ….

Life-
It’d be boring without the rough patches. And life is more about the people you make connections with and what you do to strengthen those bonds.

Love-
Love hurts, but it is worth it. And there is no such thing as love at first sight or destiny or all that romantic crap. Love grows from wherever it may and is much more special that way, I think.

Success-
If something is successful, then the work was definitely worth it.

Happiness-
Is all up to you.

Death-
Too much to do to think about it.

Fear-
Yeah, conquer your fear. Rather, have the courage to stand up and endure it.

Abortion-
No strong opinion.

Why poverty exists?
I’m not much of a social commentator. I think it exists due to a combination of things: the economy, politics, and perhaps even the poor’s unwillingness or inability to act.

The U.N.-
Have they really accomplished anything lately? I’m out of touch with the world.

Wars- (by wars I mean wars in general)-
They suck.

Suicide-
Such a selfish and hurtful act.

What is your favorite…

Author-
Rowling. Raymond E. Feist. George R. R. Martin. Geoff Johns. L. Frank Baum.

Book-
I am loving the “A Song of Ice and Fire” series by Martin.

Music Lyric-
Always changes, but one that’s currently stuck in my head:

This is so nice
I just might sleep with the same girl twice
They say it’s better the second time
They say you get to do the weird stuff (we do the weird stuff)
- Captain Hammer, “So They Say” from Dr. Horrible’s Sing-A-Long Blog

Quote about life–
“Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods.” – Aristotle

Curse Word-
Frak.

Movie-
Tons and tons. Too many to name.

Movie quote-
I have lots… but one that comes to me at the moment: “I’m not a smart man… but I know what love it.” – Forest Gump

Final Random Thoughts…..

What would be the best job in the world?
One that causes no stress, keeps you active and satisfied, and provides you with more than enough monetary compensation

And the worst job would be?
Jizz mopper?

What is your biggest accomplishment to date?
Finishing school. Or is it finally overcoming my shyness? Hm.

What do you wish to accomplish in the next 5 years?
Own/rent my own place. Move to Chicago. Have an awesome job in IT or software programming.

If you die tomorrow…

Who will speak at your funeral?
Hopefully family and friends.

What would you like your eulogy to say?
Eh… I would rather be surprised so I have no idea what I would want it to say.

How would you hope to leave this world?
Brutally torn to shreds and eaten by a panda bear.

Would you tell anyone you were going to die?
Sure. To those that mattered to me.

If you wrote a final letter to be read at your funeral what would it say…
“I hope I accomplished all I had set out to do. And I sincerely wish that you all are achieving your own dreams.”

“Also, burn/delete all my porn.”

Upon arriving at the pearly gates…what would God say to you?
“Lets go get crunked.”

What is a quick way to start a conversation?
Simply saying “hi” works for me on most occasions.

And a quick way to end one??
Tell the person sorry, but you have to go return some video tapes.

And finally..Your famous last words?
“This panda looks safe enough to pet. He looks real cute and friendly!”

The concept:
1. Type your answer to each of the questions below into Flickr Search.
2. Using only the first page of results, pick one image.
3. Copy and paste each of the URLs for the images into Big Huge Lab’s Mosaic Maker to create a mosaic of the picture answers.

The questions:
1. What is your first name?
2. What is your favorite food? right now?
3. What high school did you go to?
4. What is your favorite color?
5. Who is your celebrity crush?
6. What is your favorite drink?
7. What is your dream vacation?
8. What is your favorite dessert?
9. What do you want to be when you grow up?
10. What do you love most in life?
11. What is one word that describes you?
12. What is your flickr name?

1. Ballet Of The Jays. Jay. That’s me.
2. Pizza—–Douglas Adams The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul. Mmmmm… pizza. Could use some ranch on this one.
3. Annapolis by Helicopter: St. Mary’s Church. I actually had to modify it from St. Mary’s High School to St. Mary’s Annapolis to actually get a picture of the place.
4. Day 344: Orange Crush. Not sure why that’s my favorite color…
5. DSC01425 – G4′s Olivia Munn as Slave Leia. Mmmmm… Olivia Munn.
6. 2005 November Sophia Diet Coke Advert. Can’t get enough of the Diet Coke.
7. Autumn in Amsterdam. I actually just came up with this one on the spot. I hadn’t thought of what my dream vacation would be before.
8. Uncrustables (day 20). Mmmmm… Uncrustables.
9. Burned Out. Supposed to be software developer.
10. FRIENDS HOME FAMILY. Better this than a picture of random people.
11. for a minute there, i lost myself. I AM LOST.
12. IMG00124. Weird. jayncoke doesn’t show up, but my own picture does for my old screenname, battlerobo.

1). Taken a picture completely naked?
Hah. No, I don’t think so.

2). Made out with a friend from MySpace/Facebook?
Hm… not on MySpace…

3). Danced in front of your mirror naked?
LOL. No. But I can only imagine that scene and how hilarious it’d be.

4). Told a lie?
Yeah. But I’m a really bad liar.

5). Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back?
Yeah. Moving on…

6). Been arrested?
I am a squeaky clean citizen… that has gotten away with some dirty deeds.

7). Made out with someone of the same sex?
Nope. And not looking to either.

8). Seen someone die?
No… someone close to me died recently, but I wasn’t there when it happened. I don’t know how I’d react to seeing someone die right in front of me.

9). Slept in until 5 P.M.?
Holy crap… latest I’ve ever slept in might have been noon. If I wake up at 5, I’d feel crappy.

10). Had sex at work?
Hm. Nope. Wouldn’t mind doing it though.

11). Fallen asleep at work/school?
I’ve slept during my fair share of classes. I have never slept at work… I used to take power naps during lunch breaks. Those are AWESOME.

12). Held a snake?
Nope. Ran over one though.

13). Ran a red light?
I am sure I have done it a couple times… haven’t been caught by a camera fortunately.

14). Been suspended from school?
Nope. Close call once or twice though.

15). Wrecked your car in an accident?
Never had an accident. Been in one accident as a passenger. Only scraped the back side of the car badly on one occasion.

16). Pole danced?
Nope. I hear it’s great exercise though.

17). Smoked?
Yep. Will never smoke a cigarette though.

18). Been fired from a job?
Not fired, but let go…

19). Sang karaoke?
YES. It’s nerve racking at first, but once you get going and with great company, it is so much fun.

20). Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t?
Yeah. And this was recently. I partly feel glad I did it, party horrible that I couldn’t keep to my promise… and now I am sort of back in a place that I promised I would get away from.

21). Laughed until a drink came out of your nose?
I might have.

22). Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
I think that’s something every kid has wanted to do and has done, me included.

23). Kissed in the rain?
Nope.

24). Sang in the shower?
I can’t take a shower now without some music playing.

25). Given your private parts a nickname?
LOL. Yeah.

26). Ever gone out without underwear?
Yep. Liberating, but not for me.

27). Sat on a rooftop?
Yeah. And it has a great view.

28). Broken a bone?
Nope. Sprained an ankle though.

29). Mooned/flashed someone?
Haven’t been drunk enough to do that yet.

30). Shaved your head?
Thought about it. Maybe someday.

31). Slept naked?
Yep. It’s nice.

32). Played a prank on someone?
Played a really mean one on my old roommate in college.

33). Had a gym membership?
Always had access to the gym through school. I kind of want/need one now.

34). Felt like killing someone?
Not really. I felt like retaliating or doing something really mean, but never murder.

35). Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry?
Nope.

36). Cried over someone you were in love with?
Love is worth the pain.

37). Had sex more than 10 times in one day?
Holy shit. Let’s see if I can reach that…

38). Had Mexican Jumping Beans for pets?
Are those real?

39). Been in a band?
Played trumpet for elementary school.

40). Subscribed to Maxim?
Yeah, in college.

41). Taken more than 10 shots of alcohol?
I think my personal best has been around 5, but then I also had drinks and beer as well…

42). Shot a gun?
Laser tag gun count?

43). Had sex today?
Sex not on my mind today.

44). Played strip poker?
Never really had a chance to.

45). Tripped on mushrooms?
Nope. Someone I know wants to try them and I’ve let them know that I would probably try it with them.

46). Donated blood?
Nope. I was afraid my blood was unhealthy with disturbingly high levels of bad cholesterol. It has since gone way down, so I would totally donate some should the opportunity arise.

47). Video-taped yourself having sex?
I don’t think that’d be very nice… unless she was totally into it.

48). Eaten alligator meat?
Nope. I might try some the next time I’m in FL.

49). Eaten frog legs?
Nope. Again, I would be open to try them the next chance that comes.

50). Jumped out of an airplane?
Haven’t, but would totally love to try.

51). Been to more than 10 countries?
No, not yet.

52). Ever wanted to have sex with a platonic friend?
How do you want to have sex with a platonic friend? Um……….. ok, thought about it once, but didn’t think it was worth risking the friendship.

Here’s how it works:
1. Go to www.photobucket.com (don’t sign in)
2. Type in your answer to the question in the “search” box
3. Use only the first page
4. Copy the html and paste

Looks like fun, hm?

1. What is your name?

2. What is your favorite thing to do?

3.What is your current relationship status?

4.What is your favorite color?

5. Who is your celebrity crush?

6.What are you wearing?

7. What is your favorite movie?

8. What is your favorite beverage?

9.What is your favorite food?

10.What was your favorite vacation?

11.What do you want to be when you grow up?

12. What is your favorite desert?

13.Who is your best friend?

That was fun!

1. What was going through your mind during your last kiss?
“She tastes like barf”

2. How did you do on the last test you took?
I took an assessment for a job… I did well enough that they want another interview.

3. What is your ringtone for when people text you?
Some voice saying, “New message.”

4. What show did you last watch?
House Hunters on HGTV.

5. What time is it?
Time to party?

6. What foods make you sick?
Curdled milk and soggy, moldy bread.

7. Do you get shy around the guy/girl you like?
Used to all the time. Not really that shy, but…

8. Do you remember what you were doing a year ago?
Working.

9. Name one thing you like and one thing you hate about yourself?
I like that I’m not as shy as I used to be. But I still have some insecurities that totally hold me back.

10. Do you have family problems?
Who doesn’t?

11. Where are most people in your top from?
In MySpace terms, my top friends are from UMBC and family.

12. What was the last meal you ate?
Dinner

13. Who are there pictures of in the room you’re currently in?
Grandparents

14. Name one thing people think about you that’s not true?
It’s hard to gauge what people think of me these days.

15. Do you give special ringtones to certain people?
Yeah…

16. What’s the weather like outside?
Cold and windy.

17. Have you ever seen a 3D movie in theaters?
With the special 3D glasses? Nope.

18. How was your last relationship?
I wonder how it was too.

19. Where’d you get everything that you’re wearing?
Metropark, Nordstrom, Macy’s

20. Do you text with T9-Word or ABC?
I got a full QWERTY keyboard, baby.

21. Have you memorized your social security number?
I’d be pathetic if I didn’t by now.

22. Have you ever had a dream about people you love dying?
I might have. Can’t really remember one.

23. What was the last advice you gave someone?
“Move on. Don’t look so desperate. Try to not think about him.”

24. What radio station do you listen to the most?
107.3

25. What was your worst grade last quarter?
Last quarter? That was over a year ago… B

26. Are you on youtube?
Yep.

27. What do you think about the person that last texted you?
“Why are you texting me?!”

28. What is your current favorite song?
Got a lot right now but it’s a tie between:
50 Cent feat. Justin Timberlake and Timbaland – Ayo Technology
and
OneRepublic – Say (All I Need)

29. And who are you?
I’m me.

30. How do you like your school?
I regret that I wasted years of my life socially (totally through my own inactions), but I made some excellent friends there. The classes were a good manageable size and I’d like to think that I actually learned stuff.

31. What’s the last food you ate that was stale?
Chips

32. Do you like to start rumors?
Nope.

32. Who will you never forget?
Family, friends…

33. Have you ever questioned your sexuality?
Hmmm. (Note that is not a yes nor a no).

34. What are you afraid of?
Being alone.

35. What do you look for in a relationship?
Lots of things. I only share those on dates.

36. Would you ever consider having a relationship with your best friend?
But… my best friend is a dude? LOL. And that’s a no, despite how good looking he is.

37. What piercings do you want to get?
Thought about getting one, but I’m not sure if I want it yet.

38. Have your friends ever seen you cry?
I don’t think so…

39. Who was the last person you cried in front of?
…

40. Can you do a push-up?
Hell, yes.

41. Have you ever had a panic attack?
Nope.

42. Name the last time you got really anxious.
Before my last interview.

43. Would you ever consider moving back to your hometown?
I currently live there, but I want to move out asap.

44. Describe your laugh.
Loud?

45. How did you meet the last person you kissed?
Just met her at a club somewhere.

46. Are you currently going out with that person?
Haha, no. I can’t even remember her name… I’m horrible.

47. Can you do the Crank Dat dance?
Not even sure what that is.

48. Who sings the song you last sang?
OneRepublic

49. Have you ever modeled for anything?
Nope.

50. Plans for this weekend?
Might go out and have some fun somewhere.

51. How was last weekend?
Awesome party.

52. Have you ever been to California?
Yep.

53. How about New York City?
Definitely, yeah

54. What’s your favorite color to wear?
White for button-down shirts, but dark colors for others.

55. Have you ever been in love?
I want to say yes, but I honestly have no idea what love really is supposed to feel like.

1. A Cuddler?
Next.

2. A morning person?
Some days I am, some days I’m not.

3. Are you a perfectionist?
When I feel the need to be.

4. An only child?
Nope.

5. Religious?
Not overtly, but I do believe in guidance.

LAST
1. Friend you saw: Trav
2. Talked to on the phone: Dunbar
3. Text: Roxy
4. Message over myspace: Charles
5: Instant message: Jess

TODAY
1. Wore: Shirt and jeans.
2. Was today better than yesterday? It’s the same, but yesterday I left work early… but tonight is still up for grabs.
3. Got any plans? Supposed to go out with a friend tonight.

FAVORITE
1. Number: lol… um… google?
2. Color: I always say blue, but secretly I love orange. -_-
3. Season: Summer and fall

CURRENTLY
1. Missing: … my friend.
2. Needing: A way to have more fun in my life.
3. Wanting: A way to stop being shy.

Q’s AND A’s

Q: What was the 1st thing you did this morning?
A: Answer my cell phone.

Q: Last thing you ate:
A: Dorito’s, Twix, and Diet Coke.

Q: Do you have anything bothering you?
A: Sure. Doesn’t everyone have problems.

Q: What’s the last movie you saw?:
A: Superbad

Q: Where is the last place you went?
A: ESPN Zone in Baltimore.

Q: Do you smile often?:
A: I hope I do, but lately I hardly feel like I want to.

Q: Do you wish upon stars?
A: Not anymore.

Q: Are you a friendly person?:
A. I’d like to think so.

Q: Where did you sleep last night?:
A: In my bed at home.

Q: What color shirt are you wearing?:
A: Dark grey with a white/black design.

Q: Do you have more guy or girl friends?
A: It’s a fucking sausage fest. lol.

Q: When was the last time you cried?
A: It’s been years.

Q: What was your last thought before you went to sleep last night?
A: “I drank too much.”

Q: What are you about to do?
A: Figure out the plans for tonight.

Q: Rate life as of right now 1-10?
A: uh…. 5.012

Q: What do you hear right now?
A: The hum of the air conditioning in the office.

Q: If you could drink anything right this second, what would it be?
A: CROWN AND COKE. GIMMIE.

Q: Anything hurt on your body right now?
A: Not on my body.

Q: Whats your job position called?
A: Web Content Administrator

Q: What kind of phone service do you have?
A: T-Mobile

Q: Do you own a camera phone?
A: Yes.

Q:What’s your favorite month?
A: July. That is the most awesome time to have birthdays.

Q: What was your elementary schools mascot?
A: LOL. I just realized that we didn’t have one!

Q: Whats your favorite bottled water?
A: Dasani

Q: What are you doing at 9 pm tonight?
A: Hopefully doing something in DC with a friend.

Q: What’s your favorite Starbucks drink?
A: I don’t drink at Starbucks.

Q: Did you attend your High School prom?
A: Yes.

Q: Did you go to someone else’s prom?
A: No.

Q: Do you prefer coffee or tea?
A: I never had a taste for coffee. I drink iced tea sometimes.

Q: Something red within 5 feet of you?
A: Yes. A LOT of Coke bottle caps.

Q: Do you smoke?
A: No.

Q: The weirdest thing that has happened this week?
A: Threw some dice and won free beer… is that weird enough?

Q: Ever done the Electric Slide?
A: … yes

Q: How much French do you know?
A: Zip.

Q: Favorite sparkly things?
A: lol… uh… I don’t have any.

Q: Ever crash a car, been in accident?
A: Only been in one accident; when I was a kid… and that was the beginning of what would become hell for the rest of my life.

Q: Do you look good in yellow?
A: HAH. No.

Q: Do you sing?
A: Only when no one is looking…

Q: Ever sing in public?
A: Nope.

Q: Least favorite color?
A: Yellowish-brown

Q: Favorite kind of pizza?
A: Pizza Hut Stuffed Crust

Q: Ever had Dippin Dots?
A: Yep.

Q: Ever make fun of a homeless person?
A: No way.

Q: How old were you when you got a cell phone?
A: 15

Q: How many driving tickets have you had?
A: Zero. Woo hoo.

Q: Do you own your own house?
A: Nope. Someday I hope to.

Q: At what age do you want to get married?
A: I couldn’t tell you. But not anytime soon.

Q: Have you ever been married?
A: LOL. Hell, no.

Q: Have you ever had to get a restraining order?
A: Nope.

Q: How many kids do you have/want?
A: I have no kids. But I want to have a lot. 2-7? lol.

Q: Ketchup or Mustard?
A: Ketchup

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22 Relationship Questions

1) Single, Taken, or Crushing?
Single

2) Are you happy with where you are?
Nope.

3) When you meet the right person, do you fall fast?
I think so…

4) Have you ever had your heart broken?
yeah.

5) Do you believe that there are certain circumstances where cheating is ok?
I would never want that to happen to me, so I don’t think it is ever ok. Even if I like a girl and she is with someone, I never want her to feel like she wants to cheat.

6) Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you?
… I want to say no, but you just never know.

7) Have you talked about marriage with another person?
Sure.

8 ) Do you want children?
Yes.

9) How many?
lol… I answered this already. 2-7… maybe more.

10) Would you consider adoption?
Sure, why not? Always room to share the love.

11) If somebody liked you right now, what do you think is a cool way to let you know?
Just tell me. I am extremely flattered by compliments.

12) Do you enjoy playing hard to get?
No way. I suck at that.

13) Do you want someone you can’t have?
… yes.

14) Do you believe love at first sight exists?
No. Too much pressure.

15) Do you believe in celebrating anniversaries?
Yeah.

16) Do you believe that you can change someone?
Never. And I would hate someone to change because of me.

17) If you could get married anywhere, money’s not an object, where would it be?
I think I would take my fiance on a trip all over the world and let her decide.

18) Do you have feelings for someone right now?
Sort of.

19) Have you ever wished you could’ve had someone but you couldnt?
yeah.

20) Have you ever broken a heart?
I don’t think so…

21) Would you ever fight somebody over your significant other?
I would if that person ever did or say something that would upset her.

22) What would you say about your last ex?
Don’t have an ex.

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40 Things You Might Not Know.

1. What color is your underwear right now?
Dark grey.

2. What are you listening to right now?
Nothing. Just the sounds of the office.

3. what are the last 2 digits in your phone number?
99

4. What was the last thing you ate?
I went over this already! Dorito’s, Twix, and Diet Coke!

5. If you were a crayon what color would you be?
Dark Blue

6. How is the weather right now?
Last I checked: hot.

7. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
Dunbar.

8. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Eyes, hair, smile.

9. Favorite type of Food?
Italian

10. Do you drink?
Wouldn’t you die of thirst? lol, jk. Yeah, I drink.

12. Ever get so drunk you dont remember?
I don’t remember. lol, yeah a couple times.

13. What color are your eyes?
Black

15. Do you wear contacts?
Yep.

16. Single?
Same question, same answer.

17. Favorite Month?
July

18. Ever cried for no reason?
Not really.

19. Last Movie you watched?
Superbad

20. Favorite day of the week?
Friday!

21. Are you too shy to ask someone out?
YES.

22. Hugs or Kisses?
Can’t I get both? Dan gives tounge.

23. Chocolate or Vanilla?
Chocolate milk. Vanilla ice cream.

24. Do you want your friends to respond to this survey?
Sure, why not. I am curious to know every aspect of your life.

25. Who is most likely to respond?
Maybe one or two people I know…

26. Who is least likely to respond?
Hah. Easy. Travis.

27. What books are you reading?
Just finished A Feast For Crows. Not reading anything at moment.

28. PIERCINGS?
Nope.

29. Fav. Movie?
SO MANY.

30. Fav. baseball team?
I don’t follow baseball. But if we go to a game and you buy the beer, I’ll cheer for whoever the hell you want.

31. Any pets?
Not me, personally.

32. AIM?
yes. Not putting it on here.

33. Butter, Plain or salted popcorn?
I like the kettle cooked ones actually.

34. Dogs or cats?
I like dogs and cats, but I’m allergic to cat hair.

35. Fav. flower?
Um. Don’t have one?

36. Have you ever fired a gun?
Nope.

37. Do you like to travel by plane as opposed to car?
I like plane ride, but not the effort it takes to get on one.

38. Right handed or left handed?
Right.

39. How many pillows do you sleep with?
Three.

40. Are you missing someone?
Yes.

Wow. I can’t believe I did that. And after going through all the questions, I feel a little embarassed and that this is something only girls do for some reason… meh. Whatev. At least it’s something to do.